I am the only sane person in my office

"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei) 08/30/2017 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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Everyone else sounds completely crazy. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

I’m also Le Broke(tm) due to the following:

* Tires for the truck after getting two flats ($1000 for 5 installed and balanced)
* Tires for the BMW ($970 for 4 installed and balanced)
* New steering gear for the truck ($1000 for everything from the pitman arm down to idler and outer tie rods installed. I’m half expecting a call saying the center link needs replacing and that’s another $300)
* Suspension bushings on the lower control arm of the BMW and a new front wheel hub/bearing assembly ($700 installed)
* Probably should get Xanax, but that causes paranoid delusions, and I’d rather just be broke than broke and insane.

Payday is the 1st. Actually my first payroll for my new company, so yay business, I guess.

For Sweden > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/30/2017 at 11:42

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Makes you think

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > For Sweden 08/30/2017 at 11:50

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This assumes that all actors in that are rational. As stated, I am the only sane person in my office.

Praise the Lord and pass the Xanax.

diplodicus > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/30/2017 at 11:52

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I don’t condone xanax, but I’ve taking a lot of xanax in my life and paranoid is one word I’d never use to describe it.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > diplodicus 08/30/2017 at 11:55

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The paranoid delusions that I’ve seen people have on Xanax were actually worse than the anxiety attacks that prompted the prescription.

A good example of “The side effects are worse than the symptoms.”

yamahog > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/30/2017 at 13:49

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Ah, Scott Adams, King of the Neckbeards. Ever since his screed about “accessing sex” I can’t look at Dilbert the same. Congrats on the first paycheck of your new gig and may you not need to fill up the gas tank until it’s deposited.

Tekamul > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/30/2017 at 13:55

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Actually my first payroll for my new company

Yeah, they’re gonna f that up. They always do.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Tekamul 08/30/2017 at 14:12

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Except said company is owned by *me*.

:)

Tekamul > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 08/30/2017 at 14:18

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Well, hopefully that’ll work out better. Outside payroll company I assume? Because that’s who usually transposes the damned routing number.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Tekamul 08/30/2017 at 19:20

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My CPA is doing it. And I know where his office is....

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > yamahog 08/31/2017 at 13:12

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The whole paycheck is actually me, paying myself, since I’ve been taking the gig’s money for the last month and a half (in my LLC) while I have continued to run out my severance from my previous job (Yes, getting paid by the twits that fired me to work for someone else).

I also need to call my guy at the dealer and make sure GM accepted my order. I did hear from him that due to the order calendar, I’m getting a MY2018 (so probably no “FIFTY” steering wheel or nonsense, but then again, I’m not big on the whole “brand new collectable” thing either).

wkiernan > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 09/11/2017 at 18:16

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Well then, for crying out loud, don’t fuck it up. There are people relying on that paycheck, you know.